My guy's fixing up a three-way romp

HOW CAN HE BE SO SLEAZY?

- JANE O'GORMAN

MY partner is planning a threesome, but it doesn’t include me.

He’s decided that life is too short and he’s planning his first foray into the world of group sex and orgies just as soon as it’s legal and safe to do so.

He’s starting off with a threeway. I’ve been instructed that it’ll be him and two women – and I can take it or leave it.

He’s been chatting online to a guy he used to work with. Apparently this creep divorced his wife in 2018 after 20 years of marriage and now fills his boots with a rich variety of lovers.

He boasts he’s had the best sex ever since dumping his boring wife and that two girls a night is the only way to go.

Horny

My bloke is jealous and horny and wants a slice of the action.