IT'S ALL URI'S FAULT!

Spoon-botherer thwarts Star’s tin foil hats to make 3 Lions really boring

- JERRY LAWTON

METAL-meddler Uri Geller last night used his mystical powers to turn England’s millionaire superstars into boring old duffers.

BORE DRAW’S ALL URL FAULT

Three Lions’ bid to roar on foiled by spoon pest

SCOTLAND shocked England with a 0-0 draw at Wembley last night – thanks to meddling mystic Uri Geller.

The legendary spoon-bender used his psychic powers to help the Scots hold on in Euro 2020 Group D.