A PALACE TO PUT YER BET

I’VE been a bit worried about my health. So my wife asked: “Would you like one of those things that tests your blood pressure for Christmas?”

- JOHN WARD

I said there was no way she was inviting her mother over again.

If you want to get presents for anyone this Yuletide you’ll have to get a move on. There have been warnings that due to supply shortages we all need to get Xmas shopping done earlier. Which is annoying as I’ll now have to make sure I keep December 23rd free.