AMBER: I CAN'T PAY THE PIPER!

Beauty lives like pirate queen but deep-sixes Depp’s $10.3M jury award

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POOR little rich girl Amber Heard is blubbering she’s broke and “absolutely cannot” pay ex-husband Johnny Depp the $10.3 million a court says she owes him from their lurid defamation trial — even though she seems to live like a princess!

Despite Amber’s claims her bank account has run bone-dry, the Aquaman hottie reportedly hunkered down throughout the Virginia court case in a lavish $22,000-a-month, 13,000-square-foot mansion featuring sweeping double staircases, eight bedrooms and nine baths — along with a private tennis court, home theater and spa.

And when she’s not scrapping with her famous ex, the blonde luxuriates with her year-old daughter, Oonagh Paige — carried by a surrogate — in a million-dollar oasis with a five-car garage in California’s Mojave Desert!

But Pirates of the Caribbean hunk Johnny, 59, made 36-year-old Amber walk the plank in their mud-slinging, six-week mutual defamation lawsuit — with a jury ordering Heard to cough up $10.35 million and Johnny to fork out $2 million in her original $100 million counter-defamation suit.