Porsche Panamera Turbo: The Rule Breaker

There are the laws of physics, and there’s the Porsche Panamera Turbo.

- Pablo Chaterji

I was never good at Physics, in school (all the sciences, as well as mathematics, evaded my grasp as well, if I’m honest). On the pages of my textbooks, it all vaguely made sense, but I was never able to visualise those theories working in real life — there was a point beyond which my brain simply couldn’t make the necessary connections. As it has turned out (other than causing my teachers no end of heartburn) my complete lack of interest in/ability to make sense of physics hasn’t affected my life in any way — I just accept that some things work the way they do because they… do. In any case, I’ve often found that the laws of physics (they tell me some exist, but I don’t know any of them) are gleefully thrown out of the window, such as they are by the new Panamera Turbo. Something like this shouldn’t be able to perform in the way it’s capable of doing, but it’s as prominent a “Fuck you” to physics as has ever existed. Allow me to tell you why.