Bacon Causes Breast Cancer!

Shocking new study.

Women who pig out on bacon have a higher risk of breast cancer, say Harvard University researchers.

Earlier reports from the World Health Organization have connected the consumption of processed meats — like bacon, hot dogs, ham and salami — to colorectal, pancreatic and prostate cancers. But this new study is the first to pinpoint an increase in breast cancer among gals who regularly eat meat preserved by smoking, curing or salting.