<p><strong>BEING IN A BAND I GET TO TRAVEL A HELL OF A LOT, AND IT&rsquo;S INCREDIBLE. I GET TO MEET AMAZING PEOPLE, SEE AWE-INSPIRING PLACES AND EAT DELICIOUS FOOD.&nbsp;</strong></p>

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But I have also met my fair share of horrible, terrible, obnoxious people, mostly in airports and on planes. I don’t know what it is, but something about airports and planes either attracts the lowest forms of human life or brings out the absolute worst in people. Seriously, these people suck. Most of the time, it’s actually pretty funny within a couple hours of the ordeal being over – I’ve always joked that I’m going to write a book about the worst people on planes. However, since I barely even have time to take a shower every day, this article will be a good starting point for me. So here are a few of my favourite, comically shitty plane people. Let’s start with the gentleman (it makes me laugh to even call him that, but hey, I’m not the worst kind of person so I’ll try to be nice) sitting next to me right now. Seriously – I’m writing this on a plane and the dude sitting next to me is awful. The worst part is that I wasn’t even supposed to be sitting next to him – a woman switched so she could sit next to her husband. Which I guess is understandable, but still. Anyways, I digress. I’m a small person, and small people have small organs. Small organs means small bladders, so your girl here usually has to use the restroom on a flight. This guy was unbelievably annoyed at me for asking to scooch by so I could use the restroom. SO. ANNOYED. 

I wonder how he would have liked it if I just peed my pants next to him instead? But that’s not even the worst

Diese Geschichte stammt aus der December 2017-Ausgabe von Rock Sound.

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