The latest WELLNESS CRAZES are made for lazybones
By my doctor’s standards, I’m a pretty healthy guy. My blood pressure’s good, I can touch my toes, and I rarely order pizza more than once a week. But compared with acolytes of the wellness-industrial complex pushing crystals, cleanses, and whatever a “microbiome” is, I’m an unrealized husk. Women may lead this charge (looking at you, Gwyneth), but every day I meet more men who do hot yoga and evangelize about the art of breathing. If they’ve drunk the KoolAid, they at least seem at peace.
I wanted a piece of that peace, but I’m too sedentary for the physical demands and too cynical for the spiritual stuff. Then I learned about some increasingly popular treatments during which you just. . . lie there. Call it passive wellness. A recumbent recharge. So I book myself three consecutive sessions in Manhattan on a Saturday afternoon. I figure I’ll be levitating by sundown.
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