1 When you spot a hottie at a bar, your eyes immediately go to:
a) Your phone.
b) His package.
c) The flirting triangle – left eye, right eye, mouth.
2 Your go-to hostess gift is:
a) Whatever’s unopened in your fridge.
c) An engraved soap dish that looks antique. (Thanks, Superbalist!)
3 On day one of a new job, you make sure to:
a) Avoid asking colleagues personal questions. You’re not here to make friends.
b) Add every single co-worker on Snapchat, HBIC and receptionist included.
c) Prep a (funny but profesh) 30-second explainer to rattle off every time you introduce yourself.
4 During a lull in dinner-party conversation, you’re most likely to bring up:
a) The overall trend in rainfall over the past 10 years.
b) Another guest’s failed attempt at hiding a hickey. Sex jokes always break the ice.
c) The last Shonda Rhimes show you saw, before encouraging a discussion on its feminist undertones.
5 Your typical first-date move:
a) Show up 15 minutes late and ask the guy for change for the car guard.