Cosmopolitan - South Africa|July 2019
Or should we hold your phone till tomorrow?
ALL RIGHT, FIRST THINGS FIRST
How much wine do you have in your system?
Actually, I’m drinking vodka tonight.
Not a single drop!
Is it your ex’s birthday?
Is this ‘HBD’ a thinly veiled attempt at arranging a birthday bang?
No! My ex is kind of a loner, though, so if I don’t say ‘HBD’, who else will?
OMG, stop shouting.
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