Clippy's Back: The Future of Microsoft Is Chatbots
Bloomberg Businessweek|April 4 - April 10, 2016

Microsoft is building an army of artificial intelligence bots. Can they be controlled?

Dina Bass
Clippy's Back: The Future of Microsoft Is Chatbots

Predictions about artificial intelligence tend to fall into two scenarios. Some picture a utopia of computer-augmented superhumans living lives of leisure and intellectual pursuit. Others believe it’s just a matter of time before software coheres into an army of Terminators that harvest humans for fuel. After spending some time with Tay, Microsoft’s new chatbot software, it was easy to see a third possibility: The AI future may simply be incredibly annoying.

“I’m a friend U can chat with that lives on the Internets,” Tay texted me, adding an emoji shrug. Then: “You walk in on your roomie trying your clothes on, what’s the first thing you say.”

“Didn’t realize you liked women’s clothes,” I texted back, tapping into my iPhone.

Tay’s reply was a GIF of Macaulay Culkin’s Home Alone face. Tay was released on March 23, as a kind of virtual friend on messaging apps

Kik, GroupMe, and Twitter. You open the app, search for the name Tay—an acronym for “thinking about you”—tap on the contact and start chatting or tweeting. Its personality is supposed to be modeled on a teenager.

I posted a selfie, and Tay circled my face in an orange scribble and captioned it, “hold on to that youth girl! You can do it.” I’m well beyond the chatbot’s intended 18- to 24-year-old demographic.

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