I told Michelle it was for health and safety. She told me I’m a pure embarrassment and refused to go shopping with me, because people would think I’m mental or be scared that I was robbing them.
So I sneaked it out one day and put it on and started taking pictures. Michelle was raging but I posted the pictures of me wearing the mask and Michelle looking mortified on social media, and all my pals thought it was hilarious.
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