Hot Advice From A Cool Girl: How To Ace Your First Romantic Holiday Together

You’ve met a beautiful girl, and it’s all going well. In a fit of alcohol-induced madness, you book a surprise holiday.

Then you realise you’ll have to spend the whole week trying to impress her. Luckily, Rebecca is here to help…

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On the first night, the local sleazeball tries to muscle in on her

“Getting chatted up by the locals is something every girl has to put up with when they’re away. Obviously, it’s awkward if I’m there with you. The best way to handle it is to give the guy a talking to, without being violent. If he isn’t listening you can be more forceful, but no girl is impressed by a man who uses his fists before his brain.”

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You’ve fallen asleep in the sun and the results aren’t pretty

“I think it’s OK for a guy to admit he’s sunburnt to shit. If you’re bright red it’s a bit difficult to hide the fact you’re in pain! I’d laugh at first, but then I’d love to help you put your aftersun on. I’ve never drawn a dick on someone’s back with suncream when they’ve fallen asleep – that’d be too mean.”

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