Straight talk!
Is nothing sacred anymore?
Seems not, what with Burger King launching its “Impossible Whopper” — a fake beef burger made from veggies.
It’s a true American tragedy!
Germany is known for frankfurters, Italy for spaghetti, Japan for sushi, China for chop suey — and America for the hamburger. As in an all-beef patty on a bun.
In other words, not a bunch of mashed-up rabbit food!
But now Burger King is caving to those pasty-skinned vegans, who insist that meat is bad for your health.
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