In class one day a boy was messing with the lamp next to me. All of a sudden the bulb exploded, and a spark landed on my head, setting my hair on fire! The teacher freaked out, grabbed a newspaper, and started hitting me on the head to put out the fire! Even worse, I had a bald spot for months!
I have a crush on this guy in my karate class. I try to show o and catch his attention, especially since I’m a higher belt than he is. In one class, I did so many perfect push-ups, and I was so proud until I heard everyone start laughing. That’s when I realized that my pants had fallen down! Everyone was looking at my underwear! I hid in the bathroom for the rest of class. The worst part was my crush had fallen over laughing!
You Spanked Who?!
I was at Target with my dad, and because of the huge crowd I lost him! I got really scared, so I was frantically looking around when I finally found a man wearing the same suit as my dad. I went up to him and spanked him hard for losing me. But when the man turned around, he wasn’t my dad! Even worse, he was my crush’s dad! He gave me a dirty look, and I ran o as fast as I could!
My family and I were eating dinner one night at Wendy’s, and I really had to go to the bathroom. I locked the door, but when I finished I couldn’t get it open! Without thinking, I started yelling like crazy until my mom heard me. She found one of the employees and told him the problem, but by the time she was done, I had figured out how to unlock the door! My mom and dad were cracking up like crazy!
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