1 You’ll plan your outfits in advance. then change them just before the show. then change them again when you see a fellow Look staffer is rocking the topshop heels you’re wearing.
2 Ticket, schmicket – during Fashion Week it’s totally acceptable to drink Champagne at 10am on a Sunday while having your hair done (without irony). So LFW.
3 Queue rage is thing. Try standing in the cold, rain and wind while trying to protect your blow-dry and spot Jourdan Dunn at the same time. Also, when you get to the front, there’s always someone who can’t be found on the list. Cue drama.
4 Negotiating the FROW can be a nightmare. practise sitting on one bum cheek because seriously, this is how you’ll sit for the entire week. space is key!
5 Écoutez! Every fashion darling knows that talking means you might get snapped looking less than your best. Take your cue from Sofia Richie,who says: ‘I try to talk without moving my lips.’ Yes, seriously.
6 A pit full of angry fashion photographers will yell ‘uncross your legs!’ at you at every show. heaven forbid your shoes ruin their perfect shot!
7 You will, more than likely, get stuck behind a street style star and therefore get shoved out the way – don’t let your outfit take it personally. Wear shades at all times so you can roll your eyes aggressively without being papped.