HERE’S a house this idiot intruder regrets visiting — the resident turned out to be an 82-year-old female bodybuilder who slugged the guy with household items, including a table, a broom and a bottle of baby shampoo!
“He picked the wrong house to break into,” says fitness freak Willie Murphy, who is 5 feet tall and can deadlift 225 pounds.
“I’m alone, I’m old, but guess what — I’m tough!”
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