KEANU PUTTING A RING ON IT!

Ready for simple wedding without 4 S400M prenup

Jen & Sandy SHOP FOR NEW LOOK!

Lovelorn pals in dual quest for fountain of youth

BETTE'S REALITY REBOOT!

Hopes Housewives Will be the wind heneath her wings

LIZZO ON THE LAM!

Thin-skinned crybaby too soft for showbiz

PICKED APART!

Fans lobhy to dump Robbie bring ack Frank

LAW & ORDER STAR'S DOG SHOT DEAD!

Delivery driver suspended after Harmon tragedy

MALCOLM IN A MUDDLE!

Frankie regrets price of TV fame

JELLY ROLL'S NEW DRUG NIGHTMARE!

Teel faughter wasn't soler for entire summer

SCREAM COPYCAT'S CHAINSAW MASSACRE

Busted for hloodhath mirroring horror movie

TAYLOR'S BITCHY BFFs BLAKE & SELENA IN LINE FOR SWIFT KICK!

GLOBAL phenom Taylor Swift is caught in the middle of a bitter feud between her two besties, Blake Lively and Selena Gomez, and she may be forced to give one of them the boot, say sources.

KING CHARLES STRICKEN WITH BELL'S PALSY!

Facial paralysis makes it hard to sneak forces him to lie low

BALONEY!

Judge Judy on warpath to save Menendez bros

DISEASE STEALS CHRISTINA LEGS!

Can't stand & living in pain

DIDDY DO IT?

Accuser charges Combs tore page irom Epstein’s sex slave playbook

CHEVY CHASES HAPPY ENDING!

FUNNYMAN Chevy Chase has laughed in the face of death, and now sources gab the grateful goofball, 80, has abandoned his old grudges — and notoriously bad attitude — and hopes to happily live another 20 years!

EXERCISE PILL FOR COUCH POTATOES!

IT’S the news couch potatoes have been waiting for scientists are getting closer to developing a pill that offers the same health benefits as sweating it out at a gym!

UFOS CAUGHT ON CAMERA!

Oil rig images are believed to expose location of secret base

WONDER DRUGS OFFER NEW HOPE

DEMENTIA-related medical breakthroughs are rare, but three game-changing medications already promise to do much more than merely mask symptoms!

CELEB POWER PLAYS JOLT SCIENTOLOGY!

“Travolta Moss take aim at Cruise

WAS BRIDGE DISASTER FOREIGN SABOTAGE?

CIA operative insists Baltimore's husy port is target for attempt to devastate U.S. economy

SOPHIE & JOE STILL GRINDING CUSTODY AXES!

JOE JONAS and Sophie Turner’s split just got even nastier after the actress asked a judge to “reactivate” their divorce case when property and child custody mediation failed.

LIB REVOLT ROCKS NBC

Network cuts Pight-wing Ronna after Staff protest

JUSTIN FEARS BRIT'S REVENGE!

POP star Justin Timberlake is set to launch his first U.S. tour in five years later this month, but sources say he’s worried sick that catcalls from ex-galpal Britney Spears’ loyal fans will sink his comeback!

CLARKSON'S BAD BREATH RAISING STINK!

SLIMMED-DOWN Kelly Clarkson may look great, but sources say the daytime diva’s starvation diet has left her with a nose-scrunching case of bad breath!

SNEAK ATTACK ON AMERICA!

China Iran tag-teaming assault on Water supply

CELEB FACE-OFF!

It's Jen vs Julia in nip/tuck flap

KATE CANCER CRISIS!

AILING Princess Kate’s devastating cancer diagnosis came as her 12-year marriage to Prince William was unraveling and she was on the brink of stepping back from royal life, plunging her even further into an emotional tailspin, say well-placed palace sources.

SAD SOAPER'S TRAGIC DECLINE!

FORLORN ex-soaper Robyn Bernard's life was going down the tubes way before she turned up dead last month in an open field in San Jacinto, Calif., sources reveal!

JENNY MCCARTHY'S VIAGRA CONFIDENTIAL

Pinup reveals Playboy Mansion orgies were only has-beens heaven

SCARECROW SCOTT'S WEIRD WEIGHT LOSS!

RUMORS are flying after Kardashian cling-on Scott Disick turned up looking scary skinny during a night out in Tinseltown! Some people fear the reformed boozer has started partying hearty again, while others think his thorny relationship with ex-wife Kourtney Kardashian has simply stressed him out to the point where he's not eating properly.