So, does ANYONE have a clue what I'm doing?

Pound plummets as markets panic. Bank of England forced to step in. And PM has gone missing in action.

-  WILL STONE

CHANCELLOR Kwasi Kwarteng gets some much-needed fiscal advice after the Bank of England was forced to step in to save his sorry ass yesterday.

PRIME Minister Liz Truss and Chancellor Kwasi Kwarteng went AWOL yesterday as the Bank of England unveiled a £65billion package to save us from their economic bungling.

BoE bosses stepped in amid growing panic over clueless Kwarteng's mini-Budget after reports some pension funds were close to collapse.

For the first time, the BOE said it would temporarily buy up Government bonds due to the "material risk to financial stability."