I know how you feel, big man. Thanks to sharing the same initials coupled with the fact we could pass for twins folk often confuse me with Tom Cruise...
Who am I kidding? The only celebrity I bear an uncanny resemblance to Chubby darts champ Stephen Bunting.
Chatting to my wife last week about Robbie Coltrane's ashes being scattered at the legendary Katz's Deli in New York (the big man loved their pastrami and photo is up on the wall next to Frank Sinatra), I asked the current nat Mrs Cowan where my ashes should be scattered. "I don't know, she grunted, "but it's probably a job for gritter lorry...
Can't argue with that. My scattered remains will look like a feckin' BING! To be honest, though, I'd happily drop my knife and fork tomorrow if I knew my ashes would be liberally sprinkled on the set of Dancing On Ice. I bet even Greta Thunberg loves the idea of global warming when she watches that guff.
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هذه القصة مأخوذة من طبعة January 19, 2023 من Daily Record.
ابدأ النسخة التجريبية المجانية من Magzter GOLD لمدة 7 أيام للوصول إلى آلاف القصص المتميزة المنسقة وأكثر من 8500 مجلة وصحيفة.
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