CANCER OP FOR PARANOID PUTIN

Dictator putting old spy in charge while he recovers

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The Russian kingpin will be out of action when he has surgery

EVIL Russian warmonger Vladimir Putin is terrified he'll be snuffed or replaced by a coup while he's knocked out by drugs and undergoing cancer surgery!

But the Kremlin kingpin's health is so bad intelligence sources say he has no choice and finally agreed to go under the knife in the near future.