Phallus Magazine - June 2020

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Candice Swanepoel The Kind Of Girl She Is
Models are workout fanatics…and this is Candice Swanepoel attempting to do some workouts because she assumes she’s got some level of clout or power because she’s convinced companies into letting her in mags…it’s all exciting…

Rayanne Bitancourt Has Found Social Media
This is some textbook cookie cutter modeling…templated to be a star…not that I know who Rayanne Bitancourt is, but she looks every other girl beautiful…From Rita Ora, Bebe Rexha, Kelsea Ballerini, Debby Ryan, Joey King, Selena Gomez, even Bella Thorne….

I Know Who Robin Holzken Is
I do have facial recognition blindness, so I wouldn’t take my word for it, even though my friend Steve thinks my facial recognition blindness is bullshit and just something I say when writing the site, but it is actually true, everyone, even people I know….look the fucking same to me…humans…all fucking drones from space who don’t realize they are insects in the grand scheme of the universe…