Fruits Basket US - June 2020

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The Original Johanna Lundback
If only the influencers of today didn’t try to offset their uselessness with coming across as activists trying to change the world…we don’t need another treasonous Hanoi Jane…we need more “who cares about society, let’s go back to getting naked on the internet”….you know where we don’t give a fuck about each other, or each other’s politics, or whether they are in masks or not….bring APATHY BACK!

The World Needs Allison Mason
The point is that at the peak of the Vietnam War crisis in the early 70s, with people protesting, rioting, fighting the government for their involvement in their fight of communism….these mother fuckers put out a song called TOP OF THE WORLD or some other HOKIE shit…

We Need More Melissa Kurland
Tonight I advise you to be apathetic…stare at titty pics, jerk off in the bathroom when your wife is doing the dishes, or whatever your lonely ass does because you don’t actually have a wife, but you do have a pocket pussy you feel exceptionally close to because you crafted it yourself out of old semen and a pair of panties the last girl you fucked left at your house…10 fucking years ago…