Johanna Lundback Keeping Up The Theme
The best thing about her was being reminded that people fall for whatever they are told and dudes everywhere were going along with the Johanna Lundback IS HOT NARRATIVE…..when she’s is…you fools…

Luana Mourato In The Last 3 Days
She’s posted all these bikini pics, cuz clearly she wants you to see her in a bikini, so desperate but since she’s at her hottest despite being old….I support it..but it’s boring.

Frankie Wall Trying To Provoke
This is not about me…this is about full back panties, the wear them when you have your period, or if you think THONGS are trashy and uncomfortable…do it for comfort and surprisingly they are still hot….at least to dudes like me who aren’t into making girls feel insecure about underwear choices when my whole objective is removing said underwear….because you know girls out there are too shy to wear full back panties on their first date…even though dudes will wear any type of panty at any level of cleanliness as their COVID mask if allowed.

Danielle Knudson Thirst Trapping Takes Work
I like the way she puts her beauty first, maybe not hygienically, or in a health and safety way, but in this picture the beauty is the closest thing to the camera to show all that body detailing….but more importantly as a reference to the fact that her beauty is her number 1 asset….

Johanna Lundback Is Out Here
I am pretty sure this isn’t the first time Johanna Lundback’s beauty has been this stretched…if anything she’s probably the kind of girl who needs to be stretched in order to feel anything because her body has just been stretched that much over the years….so this stretch isn’t even pushing her to maximum beauty stretch capacity…but that’s more a product of being a model starlet than having weak pelvic floor muscles…I mean as a model…she can probably offset that beauty ability to stretch with her musculature…..and who fucking cares about Johanna Lundback or her modeling beauty…boring.

Karen Nuernberg The Fantasy We Had
All those things you thought you liked or used to like, that you planned to do every night when you had the chance has been replaced with this….

Sylwia Wojciech Dreams Of Fame And Personal Gain
Sylwia Wojciech is getting pretty brave, I mean she’s going out there for her hired paparazzi to get some legitimate press in the legitimate tabloids who like to post up celebrity bikini pics to their sites for the views…..I can relate.

Barbara Stoyanoff She’s Got Money
I actually don’t like to think the older generation of pre-social media talent was any better or more important than the Do-It-Yourself starlets of social media, if anything I like that the influencers disrupted the boring and elitist mainstream, and I think they should be paid fairly, if not overpaid for it because they did it themselves…I just wish they’d make real fucking meaningful music…but when you’re a vapid idiot, I gues having any level of substance is rare…

Josephine Skriver You Know What I Mean
Josephine Skriver is rocking the lingerie, not the crop top, but the beauty of the photo that showcases her already cut off at least once breast, because she experienced trauma at a young age and went through puberty early enough to need to cut the breast off at 16….I remember when that happened, not because I ever watched models, the only modeling job Josephine Skriver will ever have, but because the tabloids loved talking about her breast being out…which was weird but modeling…ya know….

Carolina Cruz Arm Candy In Paradise
Carolina Cruz, unlike other models, is finally figuring out this social media thing at 40 years old, because she’s from an era where models were so coddled that they didn’t need to do this bitch work, that was for the assistants and interns and I guess it probably still is, but she knows enough to participate in the capturing of the photo.

Sylwia Wojciech One Of The First To Go Viral
They would basically go to epic places and do epic things that looked like they were trying to recreate travel brochures for the instagram generation….you know hot young couple jumping into the waker, under water, creating some fantasy for old ladies who read romance novels, or who used to have screensavers in their shitty menial jobs of epic places…those empty soul bitches who just crave romance, beach, sex…all that good stuff…

Paulina Wyka! We Need Her
I also know local girls who saw this girl as someone they could emulate, so they’d book their all inclusive resort trips to capture as much content of slutty girl posing on the beach and shit became a default vacation picture….so whether she invented the romantic slutty influencer travel blogger or not doesn’t matter…she got the most coverage for it…

Sara Sampaio Or Some Age Defying Creature
Sara Sampaio is the beautiful party model turned influencer turned celebrity model that came from the modeling world’s balls after they shat inside some Hooters waitress….

I Should Google Lorena Rae And Repost The Headlines
So the first to call out whatever bullshit she’s told to call out and cancel…..is also supporting a predator….because you’re all fucking hypocrites…

Look At Danielle Knudson And Call Her Fierce
Like she thinks its ok to REP a brand that pays her a lot of money cuz she loves money….despite the founder of the company being a known sexual predator…

Alexina Graham We Know It Will Come Off
Alexina Graham is consistently naked on the social media, the way girls were designed to be, despite all the roadblocks getting in the way of that, like terms and conditions of the platforms they are trying to get naked on, because they confuse having an account on a platform with it being their own website…leading to activism called Free the Nips, so that their nips have a higher purpose when they post them, more meaningful than if they were just to post nips, you know this is activism when there are real issues in the world in a time when we don’t need a reason beyond “i have a sexual dysfunction and like flashing my tits”….

Josephine Skriver I Just Assumed
So that’s why this is the Best Mother’s Day post, plus Josephine Skriver is doing her part…while she cruises, since she bank roles the modeling industry.

Bryana Holly It’s Like All You Need
I don’t mind when the club kid is in a bikini though, I mean she got her natural tits for a reason, all that hard work paid off in tits I guess and all it took was being born with god DNA in the VIP room of her mom’s stomach which is what originally made her exist, but in her defense there are 10s of thousands of girls out there who are from there mom’s stomach and aren’t anything.

Her Name Is Candice Swanepoel
All these models are hunkering down in the houses of rich guys….so that food supply doesn’t dry up…and if it does…they’ll just eat the rich guy shit…like their literal shit…cuz these bitches will do anything.

Tania Onishchenko Makes Me Think
Sure have fun with your body, show it off, be proud, a narcissist, get off to it…but that line between pornstar, sex worker and mainstream is very blurred, since all women are exhibitionist sluts. It’s in the core of who they are.

Ellie Gonsalves Because She Is the Fucking Internet
On Valentine’s Day it is important to remember that despite being a model, Ellie Gonsalves looks like a fucking porn star.

Sara Sampaio It’s Safe To Say She Micromanages
That’s my theory anyway….and this Sara Sampaio has passed all my casting couch fantasies too. She looks good, but then again, I may just be excited by youth thanks to all the brands using fucking zombie aged, back from the dead, mid 30 year old – 50 year old women in their slutty shoots because they don’t like new pussy…the way we like new pussy…cuz old dead pussy…is old dead pussy. If you know what I mean.

Taylor Marie Hill Is The Best There Is
She is skinny, she is young looking, she is hot, she is good times….she is in a bikini.

So I Feel Closer To Rayanne Bitancourt
For some reason, I have no idea why, Rayanne Bitancourt came up in conversation, it was years ago, and I guess she was fucking a Rugby Player, she is from the UK, and I guess were all in the same scene…and they went off..

Sandrine Marlier I Am Not A Religious Man
Sandrine Marlier is hot in lingerie cuz she was created in a lab…as a reverse abortion…make life from nothing, instead of ending life from sluts who like cum in them while not on Birth Control….

Whatever Crap Candice Swanepoel Is Selling I’m Buying
That is if I had money. Can someone please find this chick a TV gig so she doesn’t have to push these types of products?

Rachel Geiman Staring Into The Came
So this is a new thing I notice with hot chicks in modeling. They will just take videos of themselves staring into the camera. It’s probably one of the most egotistical things a chick can do. It’s actually peak level of narcissism. Also peak level of money shot face minus the tongue! Next time Rachel Geiman decides to do this, she needs to open up and say… ahh!

Stella Maxwell Works Hard At Being Hot

Daniela Braga Because She Is Hot Enough

Elsa Hosk Is An Underrated Hottie

Anna Maria Sobolewska Is Flexible

Lily Aldridge Needs To Work Her Hotness 

Marta GutIs One Sexy Model

Angela Marcello Is Some Hot Chick

Aniko Michnyaova Living The Dream

Behati Prinsloo Covers Up At A Swim Launch

Jarah Mariano For All To See

Joanna Krupa, A Legend To Me

Kim Cloutier Is An Old Timer Titty Model

Ewelina Olczak The Way She Should

Kamila Mackowiak Like Clockwork

Sylwia Wojciech Something A Bikini Model Is Bred To Do

Terra Jo Wallace I Don’t Know What It Is About Her

Camille Rowe’s Sweet Booty In A Bikini
Stella Maxwell Is Hot As F%ck

Doutzen Kroes’s Cleavage Is Busting
Doutzen Kroes’s face and body keeps on evolving. I’m not sure what this chick is doing to herself, but like I said before it’s very interesting. Anyway, I dig her juicy boobies even if she did have them shrunk. Still looks good to me.

Josephine Skriver Is Amazing And Her

I’m In Love With The Super Cute Martha Hunt

Monika Jagaciak’s Tongue Tease

Jennifer Lamiraqui Is Still The Queen Of Lingerie

Michelle Randolph’s Sexy Beach Photos Teaser

Zoe Duchesne Is Busting Out

Xenia Deli Is Still The Hottest

Sara Sampaio Belongs In Lingerie

Anelia Moor Is Boring But Cute

Lais Ribeiro Was Born To Wear Lingerie!
Here’s something guaranteed to heat you up: new lingerie pictures from Victoria’s Secret hottie Lais Ribeiro. I don’t know how these guys keep managing to find the hottest women in the world to model their clothes, but I’m just glad to see this Brazilian supermodel doing what she was clearly born to do: give me a raging pants fire by wearing lingerie. Yow!


Lily Aldridge Is Perfection
There’s not much to say about Lily Aldridge other than that she is absolutely perfect. How God created a specimen like this is beyond me, but my penis would like to thank him over and over. I know before going to bed tonight I’ll be forced to pray and ask him for forgiveness for all my sins (even though it’s because of his creations I do this to myself). Anyway, make sure to check out all her heavenly pics.

Taylor Marie Hill Does Lingerie Good
Here’s a new lingerie shoot from supermodel/professional pants fire Taylor Hill, and if you don’t recognize the name, maybe you’ll recognize the booty, because Taylor is one seriously hot Victoria’s Secret model, even if she isn’t a household name. And I blame her generic name for that. I’m telling you guys, if she just accepted my very generous marriage proposal and started going by Taylor Tuna like I suggested, no one would ever forget her.

Nina Agdal Works It Good
Nina Agdal is an ambassador for Aerie. If you guys don’t know what Aerie’s is, it’s a clothing store that is all about body positivity. In other words for fat chicks. I was surprised Nina was involved with that since she not fat yet! Let’s hope she stays just the way she is and doesn’t buy into this whole trend. Obesity is a problem and I don’t support it.

Camille Rowe’s Sweet Booty In A Bikini

Katherine Henderson Is Super Sexy

Romee Strijd Will Blow Your Pants Off

Candice Swanepoel Spreads Her Legs Wide

Danielle Dwyer Is Back In A Swimsuit!

Maryna Linchuk’s Lingerie Pictures Are To Die For

President Trump & the Establishment
Among the millions of Americans, not to mention other interested parties worldwide, who were completely stunned by the result of the 2016 US Presidential Election on November 8, was the victorious candidate himself, real estate mogul, former reality TV star, alleged serial groper of women, currently presidential-elect and shortly to be President, Donald J. Trump.

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