Karen Nuernberg Her Personalized Tea Cup
For those of you who don’t know, like I didn’t know, Karen Nuernberg is an “model”..

Natalia Siwiec Just What We All Need
BUT if you’re in the mood to remember an uneventful, unmemorable Victoria’s Secret model who didn’t matter when she mattered…but looking at her recent bikini pic instead of her archive….here you fucking go…


Monika Grela In The Current Era
She has the money, she has the team, she has access to the best photographers, she’s Grela but is too beautiful to drop a photoshoot…and is only now starting to show off her tits on instagram to get where she needs to go…

Martha Seifert Hunt (born April 27, 1989) is an American fashion model who walked the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show in 2013, 2014 and 2015 and has been a Victoria's Secret Angel since 2015. She is also a spokesmodel for Free People.
Martha Hunt was discovered by a photographer in Charlotte, North Carolina, who introduced her to agencies in New York. She moved there and signed with IMG Models.

Her first runway work was in 2007, at Paris Fashion Week, where she walked for Issey Miyake. In 2009, she was on the cover of Vogue China and Harper's Bazaar, GQ ,Revue des Modes, V, Glamour Germany, and Muse. She has walked for Tracy Reese, J. Mendel, Wayne, and Rebecca Taylor.

It’s The Era Of Isabelle Boemeke
I don’t know if this is a new feature on a Friday, but it could be….the idea was to showcase fit girls who consider themselves fit and who like to get down with the workout in a NSFW kind of way…or pose after the workout in a NSFW kind of way because they are all fucking horny and jacked up on testosterone from doing that fitness shit…

Pauline Moulettes Is Pretty Amazing
Now I’ve been familiar with pussy wedgies or cameltoes since as long as I can remember and I’ve always loved them because vagina, especially in this era of trannies, are amazing….so for years at the grocery store, outside the gym, in the park after getting off bikes, I’ve seen pretty much full vagina and loved it…

Gry Arnestad Denouncing The Religion
Anyway, this is her doing some modeling for attention, human pyramid, beauty / tight pant human centipede fashion done right as she stack herself and clearly COVID is a myth….what happened to Social Distancing?

Anna Maria Sobolewska Must Be Rich
It’s Labor Day….and You are all drones..We live in a society where Karaoke and Dancing is banned and people are ok with it because the government told them so….or because they fear a virus….day off or not…

Reka Ebergenyi Live In The Moment
Which I guess I should have expected on the top level because of the whole income tax thing that was supposed to be temporary, but that was never abolished after the government realized the scam they were running on a bunch of suckers was profitable and that people were actually idiots into donating to their country because it was the right thing to do…even if none of that contribution goes to anything but their pockets!!

Candice Swanepoel She Looks Good
Candice Swanepoel is skinny enough and rich enough and relevant enough because of who her agents are, which really has nothing to do with her, and more to do with her agents being some fucking pervert who was into tranny looking women like UMA THURMAN, who at the time of his creampie that dripped down her leg and soaked her panties, while inseminating her egg, a solid way to prove that her reproductive organs didn’t match her manly hands, and I know I’m probably not being fully fair to UMA THURMAN who is more than just man hands, it’s just that whenever I see her in anything, I only see man hands…

So Whether Josephine Skriver Was Skinny Or Not
She’d still be relevant since that is how modeling works, and it must be fun knowing that you’ll always just be in your parents shadow, seen as someone who only gets work because of nepotism because she’s too damn lazy to try to do things that would give her some sort of legacy of her own, because she’s obviously the kind of celebrity kid who thinks she’s important enough just for being a celebrity kid, so she’s got the confidence to get out there despite her not so hot face….but she’s got tits so faces are irrelevant and a matter of opinion because what I find ugly, you may find hot as fuck and that’s reasonable…there are white trash broke ass losers who think going to VEGAS for the week is the end all, be all of life…like it can’t get any better, while this broke ass loser thinks VEGAS is trash…so you get what I am saying here…we are all different and Maya Hawkes face isn’t an exception because that shit is different as fuck.

Sara Sampaio Stop Hyping Yourself Up
I am so tired of the media making a big deal out of these people, in what I assume is to help them stay motivated or give them the confidence to do nude pics on the internet while being heroes, since heroes can do no wrong, and heroes can’t get fired for being pornographers in the breakroom….

The Original Johanna Lundback
If only the influencers of today didn’t try to offset their uselessness with coming across as activists trying to change the world…we don’t need another treasonous Hanoi Jane…we need more “who cares about society, let’s go back to getting naked on the internet”….you know where we don’t give a fuck about each other, or each other’s politics, or whether they are in masks or not….bring APATHY BACK!

The World Needs Allison Mason
The point is that at the peak of the Vietnam War crisis in the early 70s, with people protesting, rioting, fighting the government for their involvement in their fight of communism….these mother fuckers put out a song called TOP OF THE WORLD or some other HOKIE shit…

We Need More Melissa Kurland
Tonight I advise you to be apathetic…stare at titty pics, jerk off in the bathroom when your wife is doing the dishes, or whatever your lonely ass does because you don’t actually have a wife, but you do have a pocket pussy you feel exceptionally close to because you crafted it yourself out of old semen and a pair of panties the last girl you fucked left at your house…10 fucking years ago…

Sara Sampaio Is Out There
Now I know you’d rather see her eat her chicken with her vagina dentata but that’s not happening here, it’s a take what you get situation.

Lorena Rae Too Cool For School
So the REAL respect or tribute is Lorena Rae to most, they may say it, but all they care about is their damn beauty…

Candice Swanepoel Things Are Back To Life
Not that this is work, but I guess it kind of is…and if you’re all not working, I want to work, if you are all working, I don’t want to work…it’s the problem with being too cool for school.

Her Name Is Bryana Holly
I am going to go out on a limb here and say that her biggest accomplishment is probably not being my Quarantine Girlfriend, but it’s a big deal for me. I don’t take love lightly, despite having a new Quarantine Girlfriend daily. It’s dark times, I need support AND SO DO YOU!!

Brittni Tucker Happiness And Fulfillment
People are going through all kinds of weird emotions, at least based on the conversations I’ve had. Not that I have many conversations, or actually care what people are going through, but luckily people LOVE to talk about themselves, so it’s just sort have been shoved down my throat, without asking me HOW I AM DOING….typical.

Sara Sampaio Is All Overkill
The one thing we can all agree on is that times are crazy, or weird, or ridiculous….I guess we can’t really agree on that….but we can agree on sex, love and romance being the key to distraction, happiness and fulfillment.

Danielle Knudson Ready To Take On The Modeling Industry
I guess when it comes to self isolation or work from home, these models who sit in mansions with piles of money and are barely inconvenienced because they are Danielle Knudson and bitch gets whatever she wants….

Candice Swanepoel More Classy And Regal
Candice Swanepoel, who you may know as the girl who proved going viral for a solid 2 months is enough to carry you for at least 5 years, because I assume girl is still out there making money, when all she’s ever done was be a co-star in a series of well-produced travel videos of some young dude. She played the hot bodied, dumb looking faced, girlfriend.

Josephine Skriver That’s My Theory Anyway
Josephine Skriver is a young model, she’s with a legit agency, her boyfriend is the modeling world son, and since we’ve seen what  the modeling world has done micromanaging her daughter’s career, it’s safe to say she micromanages what her son puts his fashion inside, you know to make sure they pass her overbearing creepy mother who sexualized her daughter at 15, casting process.

Frida Aasen So Now She’s Officially Set For Life
You’d think by now, Frida Aasen would be as bored of producing content around herself in various states of fashion – to keep her empire alive as we are of seeing her.

Jessiqa Pace It’s A Good Time
So we can talk models are models are that hot…while slutty costumes are….take them in while I go into diabetic shock eating all this candy…

Carla Ossa Is The Breakout
She had been working the modeling scene for a while, but for some reason none of the hit lingerie companies she has worked with took advantage of the fact that she has these huge fucking tits on her young skinny frame, they obviously did it intentionally so that when they were ready to do the big reveal, you know when she got with a hit lingerie company she was a key model with, we’d notice and tune in. If they had done it when she was just a third tier model with a lingerie company…we’d have noticed, but it wouldn’t have had the same impact….or benefit to those who hired her…

Sandra Kubicka Modeling's Real Life Barbie Doll
No matter how big of a production budget they put into Sandra Kubicka fashion shoots…she’s still so fucking exciting.

The most interesting thing about her is that she was sold by the modeling game to the world in some marketing endorsement deal that helped increase her profile as a promo model, from being a fashion model, because she’s tall as fuck…but also exciting as fuck…

So even with the best photographers, and pyrotechnics, she’s still better suited as the world’s real life barbie doll…that lived in her house, dressed in outfits laid out for her, and did what she said because her career depended on it…she was a hired and contractually obligated…because that’s how these puppets work.

Candice Swanepoel’s Mom Cleavage
I haven’t done a post on Candice Swanepoel in years and that’s because she went all mommy on us. Honestly, that doesn’t work for little Fruits Basket. But what does work is her cleavage. Those mom boobs are damn juicy!

Lais Ribeiro Is Getting Much Sexier
Lais Ribeiro is really stepping it up a notch. I guess being called cute for so long has gotten to her because now she is doing the sexy big time. And Fruits Basket love it and hopes she keeps pushing the boundaries further.

Carmella Rose’s Super Classy Cleavage
Now that is some outfit Carmella Rose is wearing! And that is some classy cleavage! This could possibly be the outfit of the year. I can’t look away.

Marta Gut Is Someone You Need To Follow
Marta Gut is busty and pretty. It’s a good combo and one that I have been following for years. I think I am the only dude who keeps up with her. I think she is on some soap, and that’s why most guys have no clue who she is, but you’re welcome for me introducing you. She is a gem.

Stephanie Rayner Is Orgasmic
Stephanie Rayner is hot! She knows it, I know it and little FBM knows it. We are all in agreement. Doesn’t happen all the time, but when it does, it’s orgasmic.

Lauren Mellor Roving To Us That Natural Beauty Doesn’t Matter
Lauren Mellor out here like so many ugly bitches on social media….proving to us that natural beauty doesn’t matter as long as you have a hot body, hot ass, some bolt on tits to distract the perverts with…

I don’t know why she’s in underwear, boots, posing, like it is a job…because someone is throwing money at this…making it a job…but the whole thing is so fucking simplistic, stupid, mindless, and lazy….because it has a half naked ass in it to give it value.

Point of the story, if you have an ass that you’re into showing off….you can get paid and that may be the most important lesson for some of you closet cases out there tired of work…there are people out there with budget down to be FUCKING assholes.

Johanna Lundback Keeps The Sexy Going
I love Johanna Lundback “the Glamour Model”. She is killing it with sexiness and she has been posting like crazy. Forget about her breast and booty career, taking pictures of herself and providing Fruits Baskets the goods on a regular basis should be her only job now on. Can someone get her a tea sponsorship so this continues?

Sara Sampaio’s Topless Tub
I called it! On Friday, I said Sara Sampaio would try to post something so sexy and hot to compete with Emily Ratajkowski and she did. I swear I know for a fact they read this site. Even though she has dethroned Emrata as “Queen of Instagram”, I think Emily is out sl%tting her. Sara Sampaio can do better! Let’s see how this week turns out.

Kate Grigorieva Is Crazy Sexy
Kate Grigorieva is the most fun looking chick on Instagram. She may not be classically hot, but she is sexy a f%ck and just by looking into her eyes, I know she is crazy! Also, look at the way she sticks that booty out. Girl means business!

Lauren Mellor BIG ASS
Lauren Mellor is the fat Victoria’s Secret model that they fired or laid off while waiting for her to get her shit together by starving her fat self….only to be brought back into the mix with Victoria’s Secret conveniently after they got attacked by media, persecuted by the press, guilty by the court of public opinion for saying they don’t want to use trannies in their campaigns, or fat chicks, cuz they like using hot chicks, which you’d think would be their right as a company selling shitty made in China lingerie but that is in fact not their choice in this era of Social Justice Warriors who know better than the billion dollar brands and who sit around trying to find flaws in marketing messages, tweets by people of interest, all while watching Keeping Up with the Kardashians…it’s so fucking backwards..

I have met Social Justice Warrior types who target one person they saw in a Meme, while being a half naked, trying to be an influencer, coke party slut into gangbangs if the dudes are rich….get so mad cuz a Comedian makes a joke…or a brand doesn’t like fat chicks…or if their Cafeteria serves Indian food made by a Mexican….it’s just insane but instead of the media saying “you’re all nuts” they pander to them, coddle them, and issue public apologies…PUSSIES.

The point is that I guess they told Lauren Mellor to fatten herself up again, cuz she has, maybe she’s pregnant, or maybe they need someone they can pretend is Plus Sized to redeem themselves in this crazy internet world filled with uptight cunts showing their cunts.

Here she is being the Victorias Secret plus size model

Barbara Palvin Is The Girl
Who a lot of people loved….but who Victoria’s Secret put on the sidelines, despite investing a ton of time and money into her…because she was fat…replacing her with her friend Stella Maxwell…

I thought it was pretty rude of them, considering they used her as a patsy or diversion, when Miranda Kerr fucked Bieber….and the tabloids put out “VS Model Banged Bieber”…and they tried to position it onto this poor 18 year old Hungarian who didn’t know better…a few months earlier she was waiting in the breadline…

But then VS got slaughter for not being inclusive, a stance I appreciate, cuz fat chicks are gross, but that is STUPID for business, cuz ultimately the products are for girls, most girls are fat, make their damn sizes…make money…you gotta be dumb to alienate 50 percent of the market cuz they are obese…idiots…

So they brought back Palvin as their plus sized girl..and here is her fat ass.

Xenia Deli may be named after your favorite place to get Jewish meat sandwiches…in her panties…not that she’s Jewish because she’s from Eastern Europe / former USSR, where the Jewish had to denounce being Jewish otherwise they would get killed off…

She is and owns the best meat sandwich I want dripping off my face when looking at her is hiding in her panties…panties I would take off with my mouth, and she’d probably let me, since despite being one of the hottest, she’s never quite make it like her sex working sisters Irina Shayk…and all other Russian models…I have no idea why, especially with the name Xenia…you’d think nerds everywhere would buy into this…like I have…not that I ever feel like a nerd, I’m more of the coolest person wherever I go while everyone else are fucking losers, who looks homeless and unshowered so I keep it on the downlow..

Not that this is about it, it’s not, it’s about perfection in the form of this deli meat…

Camille Rowe Needs To Work It Harder
The “Queen of Modeling” Camille Rowe is back and sadly I was expecting more! Sure there is a nice booty and topless shot, but she really needs to step it up a notch if she wants girls like Alexis Ren not to steal her title. I feel her hustle is slowing down. Anyway, she still rules social media, but her reign may be coming to an end soon.

Anais Pouliot is a French Canadian
She didn’t spend that much time working in montreal, or hanging out in montreal, or being my friend in montreal calling me to grab a salad for lunch, or maybe hit a model fitness class, like Pilates or Hot Yoga…but she still came out of this place…and her french trash family still lives in this place…and just because she’s gone to New York and done one or two shoots for Victoria’s Secret….doesn’t mean she’s not that above ground pool, Poutine eating, stripper who got away…and just because she kind of made it in America…I know, at her core, she’s still french trash and has erratic anal sex on the first encounter as French girls do…

I assume she’s at the tail end of her career but still has those french legs and unlike most French Canadians with hard bodies I know, doesn’t have that hard smokers face by 30 – because she escaped that fate for Luxury…

I also find local whores who make it in the world lost opportunity I’ll never get back – because there was a window in their career where I could have manipulated them into sex…because in case you didn’t know …Paula Abdul follows me on Twitter – along with 13,000 people, like we’re our own small down…touched by the leader, out god…the illustrious medicated choreographer pop tart in her 90s…

Here she is in a magazine for some local content, even though she probably has her green card like an islamic radical…you Americans just hand them out.

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