Dominika Van Santen Because I Believe In Science
It’s not to say that some these girls haven’t photoshopped their waist in, I mean it’s the internet generation, they all photoshop their waists to have more of a ratio and that is because SCIENCE…

Babs de Jongh A New Feature
I don’t update the site on the weekends, I never have…but the internet doesn’t sleep and that means that girls uploading nudes doesn’t sleep…or log off…or not want weekend screen time when you don’t need it because writing this site for 16 years has shattered my cornea…

Brandy Melville I Would Call Her
Anyway, she does impress me at this time, in these pics, but if you like fashion in swimsuits that have been used for their intended purpose about 2 times…and that are too small so that the body pours out from the sides….this is for you…

Sara Sampaio Is More Deserving
This goes out to all you 5G protesting motherfuckers…don’t let them control your mind with high frequency cellular data….

Veronica Zoppolo So That I Don’t Need
I mean based on her size alone….anyway….this is probably part of her ongoing campaign that she’s hot.

Candice Swanepoel Just Her Name Alone
Reminds me of when she was doing media tours as a model. She was so trained, robbed of her life on a level where she was overly serious, overly proper, creepily adult….and she got press for being this mini adult….

Lorena Rae Enough For Me
To write her off as some robot, puppet, trained by her agents to give them the good hollywood life…exploited female models amongst all the other female models…and whether she’s 18 or 24 or 35 even if she’s out there producing fan content for her fashion…

Pauline Moulettes Needless To Say
When I look at Pauline Moulettes, the first thing I think is that she’s a fashion fan, mainly because she’s hot as fucking hell….

Ditta Kucsik Will Be A Clickbait Storyline
Modeling industry is based solely on soulless attempts to stay relevant as pay days and egos rely on it…

Elisabeth Giolito From Day One
She has this storyline the Hollywood industry love, because they are all cheesy elitist fucks who like the disenfranchised type….”oh she’s half black, was homeless and on drugs and now she makes hits, put that on a t-shirt, some liner notes, tell the media her origin story that makes her seem interesting….despite her music being videogame level of deep….and I’m not taling GTA which has a good soundtrack, I’m talking 8-bit early nintendo level of me on my keyboard as a kid trying to learn a real song while playing with the pre-set beats instead”….level of shit..

Fabiana Semprebom Works Out Nicely
Any of you out there who are super fans, as these celebs have fucking weirdo super fans, you’re fucking predators and should be locked up….

Barbara Palvin A Great Advancement
I just know that despite being young as shit, she’s still hot, still has tits, knows her place in the world and that’s always a good thing when the place in the world is showing off tits.

Blanca Padilla What’s Going On
Blanca Padilla is yet another model out on the town with her body out trying to maintain the hot thing because it is all she knows and basically the foundation of her existence of being some sugar baby model who attaches herself or her vagina to the dicks of the rich and famous to secure monthly payments to continue her enchanted life, because behind every rich ass shit model is some loser dude financing her…

Martha Hunt Still Delivering The Lingerie Pics
So as someone who likes flashing, here’s some on/off and it gives some context to the flashing…

Irina Shayk Is Her Name!
But Irina Shayk in social media is the most important thing to happen to social media as far as I’m concerned.

Josephine Skriver As Far As I’m Concerned
Globalization is arguably the best thing to have happened in the world. You know take our manufacturing across the world where we can legally pay slave wages to keep our costs down and our margins high! What could go wrong with that, I mean other than the pollution caused by shipping things back and forth overseas, instead of just shipping them across the country, then there’s the whole pandemic…maybe Globalization is actually bad, just a product of capitalism and greed…

Sara Sampaio Is The Most Important Thing To Happen To Social Media
Americans are fat and lazy in their spoiled and entitled lives and there are hot, interesting, funny, creative, scandalous girls over seas who want nothing more than to make it in America, so they put in the work…

Elisandra Tomacheski As Most Girls Do
She does not look like a hot young thing ready to take over the other hot young things of instagram…but it does look like a mommy blogger getting wild on quarantine…or at least a young thing ready to eat the food of all the other hot things…

Martha Hunt Brings The Goods
With your “clean my house and make me a damn sandwich” approach to relationships that are in no way the only reason you haven’t had sex in 10 years…but part of the problem as you sit there in your mess, stale semen drying on old tshirts and shit stained underwear because you’ve given up on life…a “clean my house and make me a damn sandwich” is a far cry from ever happening…which is what makes it that much more of a fantasy to be with Martha Hunt..

Brittni Tucker The Less Clothes The Better
I for one feel that cleaning is women’s work, especially when done in skimpy bathing suits, it’s really the whole foundation of naked maid services….and mail order Russian brides….

Gizele Oliveira Filtered And All That Other Good Stuff
Anyway, she’s modeling in her bra for attention, or as high concept content, all to distract from her average looking face…because big tits always distract from average looking faces.

Candice Swanepoel Bikini Hand Stand of the Day
Fuck this beautiful model and the handstand body that comes out of the box, you know every action figure needs it’s featured talent.

Nicola Cavanis In The Drinking Water To Keep You All Docile
My initial reaction to the pic was “those are some big breast, she must be pregnant”…and I was wrong…because I know how breast work…call me a photographer, at least when I pretend to be on Craigslist to lure you into my gynecological van.

Check Out Barbara Palvin In A Bikini
I am a nice guy, despite being alienated for being an asshole online and in life, so this one’s for you.

Effy Harvard Call Me Nostalgic
I am campaigning for a skinnier pop culture. So in doing that I celebrate all the young and skinny coming up even if they aren’t the hottest or most interesting, at least they aren’t fat.

Marija Piskac Because Of Her Fashion
Marija Piskac is a beauty for far too long, I mean literally far too long. She extended her career for about a decade longer than she should have but I guess their website analytics stated that she was still an earner, that her celebrity still pushed panties, and they weren’t going to let her retire and live that good life in Miami she wanted, they were going to keep her slaving away like some kind of banged out sex worker who can no longer walk thanks to all the sex she’s been paid for, only the lingerie model version.

To Be Simone Villas Boas Is To Be
So here she is looking like heaven, still beautiful, but not nearly the Simone Villas Boas she was, more a shadow of what she was…declining faster than a gay with AIDS in the 80s…the bikini model version.

Cindy Mello This Just In
POINT being, she’s got a body and some serious fucking beauty….watch out dicks paying to enter that body, it could be hazardous but also exciting if you’re into that kind of dick abuse porn that’s out there…and you probably are.

Martha Hunt What An Honor
So I decided to put in a request to see her body, because that’s what got me blocked on twitter. Will she notice, will she remember me as the Editor gawking at her body, will she be uptight like she seems to be about everything…will I get blocked, will I get ignored, will nothing happen….only time will tell and in the meantime…you can stare at her massive tits busting out of this lingerie in what I would find weird if my girlfriend had done the same thing at the same age…but only after I jacked off to it.

Elle Liberachi So Everyone Was Out There Praising Her
Mainly socially awkward nerds like you, I was like “that italian looks good”…and sure enough, I was right, her face were covered in beauty, so anytime I saw her trying to be hot, in pics not unlike this, all I’d see was beauty which I thought would throw off other people, but didn’t because dudes are perverts and once there’s beauty involved, standards get lost.

Emily Ratajkowski That Is Not To Say I Have Standards
In looking to see what else the big old tits were up to, I realized that unlike Paris Hilton, Rat Cow, and whoever else blocked me on Instagram over the years, not that I use instagram, Alyssa Milano hadn’t. Blocked on Twitter, not on IG…what an honor…

Camila Morrone’s Got Big Tits
Which I never really noticed before, maybe it’s because she’s young and tender, maybe they’ve always been there. I didn’t really look at her shoots, or photos so all the hype around her from her fashion career, before she was a Twitter activist, were lost on me.

Romee Strijd So I Guess I Am Nothing Like The Above
Romee Strijd is bringing that tight body, half naked for her fans, even though she’s always naked, so often it’s boring and all I can see is body parts, and not because of body parts, but because of her body…bigger than the horse Billy Ray rode into Nashville on before releasing Achy Breaky and creating a legacy in fashion.

Sabina Zavodna Has Turned Herself Into A Model
Only my fashion doesn’t look like this and more importantly, I haven’t changed my gender yet, even though everyone is doing it, but I just hate following the crowd and then there is all that paper work…

Gabriela Rabelo So Ahead Of The Curve
Anyway, she’s stayed relevant, or made herself relevant and I think it’s time to embrace her existence, or at least embrace her fashion while all these other trashy models start surfacing from the world, this one may be the last model that came from fucking a god, and not from updating photos of themselves doing cover magazines.

Monika Jagaciak This Generation Hollywood Model
In the world of instagram models pretending to be real models, the occassional model comes out here and pretends she’s an instagram model, you know for jokes…and because they are finally getting the money they deserve from the brands who strayed from them the last 5 years, and threw the budgets to the low levels, because more and more of these girls are rising to the top of influencers and robbing the influencer of their little business they carved out for themselves on instagram, as they fucking should….

Joanna Krupa This Is For Ya’ll
Joanna Krupa is one of the most interesting celebrities, often times about 20 lbs too heavy for my liking, but now out here showing her legs that I know at least one of you will like, because she has a consistent fan base of perverts who jerk off to shit like that, but I prefer my jerking off to be set to things that are more inspiring, exciting, disturbing, disgusting, confusing, interesting, you know anything that has a little more to than just legs in it…but some people are a bit more eager, a bit less desensitized, grew up having to jerk off under pressure, so they are trained to basically premature ejaculate and that’s when there’s no woman involved, because there is never a woman involved…you nerd fucks are creepy.

Manoela Klein Is Out Here Bragging In Her Bikini
She’s out here bragging that she’s landed another modeling gig and that she’s getting married to the modeling game and that the whole thing is so exciting…a dream come true…where she gets to be that Model Princess…despite the modeling game marrying her being gay and only in it cuz she’s a famous girl on the scene…rolling the dice on inheriting her money cuz she’s already had 2 big time modeling gigs…what’s giving her a few years to make her feel normal before she expires….cuz that money will go a long way in the GAY SCENE…

Amber Arbucci Is A Nice Example
A model who has pretty much everything, thanks to her own success, but feels like she’s got nothing, thanks to her modeling friends fame…always the second rate, bootleg model….

Lauren Layne Because She’s FASHION
Lauren Layne brought out a beautiful lace lingerie bra, to show off the her tits, because she is a fucking model and she need to make her self fuckable as possible, because she needed it to increase her value to the 20 year old LA slut models that move to LA to become famous, who need dudes like Mohammed Hadid to pay their rent…

Alena Blohm Had A Break Out Year
That said… Alena Blohm is hot, that shit is not dying fast, I’ve been calling her out for being hot and beautiful and progressive, which doesn’t mean “BOOK FAT TRANS WITH RETARDATIONS TO SEEM INCLUSIVE”…it just means to be interesting…and she is…so as most people struggle like the bloated dinosaur they are…they still bring the same boring catalog pics…that I’ve always hate but that you like…it’s a hot model half naked…how could it be bad?….but clearly it can be boring….MAYBE THE ANSWER is more SPREAD asshole….

Jennifer Lamiraqui Pumps It Out In Lingerie
As I’ve said before, Jennifer Lamiraqui is a fun looking chick and if her modeling photos are anything like she is in real life, then possibly the hottest nut in the business! Anyway, I’m digging these lingerie pics and her booty pump. The technique is on point.

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