There’s An Endless Supply Of Carmella Rose On The Internet
Possibly the same girls crying about being offended for being white, or being victims, or being sexualized, out there posting their clothed vs their unclothed bodies…so you see what they are working with, so you can decide whether they are the kind of girl better naked or clothed, so you know what you’re getting into when jerking off to her, with no misleading…it’s raw, it’s honest, most probably self-photoshopped…most trying to get you to sign up to their premium snapchats…all wonderful enough in their own right…a celebration motherfuckers..

So You See What Emma Ishta Is Working With
There’s a horrible trend that I am seeing in these fashion “woke’ modeling shoots, you know the kind that the instagrammers do to get clout, oftentimes with girls who have no business being fashion models, but since they are all “woke” it’s ok, we are all god’s people deserving to be models, even if we are terribly average, fat, or with handicap or skin disorder…

Because I Am A Lada Kravchenko
That said….the HORRIBLE trend is that models are now hopping in on the getting fashionable, so like this shoot, model girls fashionable in an amusement park, maybe even three girls…and some awkward fucking dude right in there with them…

Allison Mason What I Do Care About
The exclusivity, the secret world of modeling, far more interesting than rich people bored on instagram who love attention….it’s just beauty..

Maryna Linchuk I Know What You’re Thinking
I guess she’s excited to get back to the beach where she can show off her body after decades of being very fucking flat chested…at least that is what I assume is going on here but I can’t be too sure because I don’t know how to decode ALIEN thoughts…especially not through social media images…

Stella Maxwell Visionary In The Industry
The starlet known for American Woman magazine, American Beauty magazine, And Beauty Is Her Name magazine….you know all things American and Beauty…and other magazines not named “American”.

Stella Maxwell Is A Massive Fashion Model
In weird Stella Maxwell related news, I get hate mail for posting this skinny, interesting faced girl of instagram…people call me a fag who likes little boys, because apparently this is little boy body to the people who visit this mag, which makes me scared of what you think is womanly….don’t bother sharing what you find womanly…I prefer ignoring you and focusing on the lack of people who read this mag, than the 2 people who do to bitch at me about Stella Maxwell…

Maryna Linchuk The Future Is Now
Maryna Linchuk is this interesting looking model from who the fuck cares who is trending on instagram at least enough for some out of touch old fuck who doesn’t really care about the most hyped or trending tits, and really doesn’t care about any tits, but I guess that could be debated by the debate team because I post tits every day of my fucking life, which in and of itself would make you think I do it because I am passionate about tits of instagram or entertainment, but really it’s just clickbait for me to bust out my stand-up comedy act that I’m working on for when the Quarantine opens up…a comedy show that my objective is to have zero laughs the entire time…not even awkward ones….

Scarlett Liethold All I Need To Know
The whole modeling thing is just good to get you on the map and to give you that platform to brainwash people with your bullshit.

Romee Strijd During A Pandemic
I don’t know when Romee Strijd transitioned to become what looks like a beautiful model working at bed and breakfast on a hot summer day, sweating on your body like it wasn’t the current Corona-Time but rather the corona-time we all used to enjoy with our body we didn’t fear our lady sweating in because we didn’t think about the deadly virus her sweat may contain, if anything it was just part of the experience.

Celeste Bright Give Her What She Wants
Celeste Bright may be a genetic freak who has a body that rejects her own career, forcing her to have multiple career Transplants, which for an model, with an model body, that’s not the best thing to joke around about, knowing that I too will have my career give out on me, but in my defense I am basically homeless, broke and pathetic, in a miserable life, eating very bad food….and not some under 30 model in a hit magazine…who should be built stronger, who has access to everything, including but not limited to the career she harvasted, instead of giving them away to someone more deserving….

You Can Follow Candice Swanepoel On INSTAGRAM
I’m more into seeing Candice Swanepoel old ass in LINGERIE, cuz these BIKINIES really hold asses together these way. Everyone focuses on technology on the computer, but we really should focus on technology in fabrics to make dumpy look solid.

Effy Harvard I Like The Idea
She used social media as a platform to encourage and empower other models to live life to the fullest and by fullest she means tits out…so keep the tits out…you have them for a fucking reason…

Carmella Rose MY Favorite Kind Of Pie
Carmella Rose is a model with a big set of bolt on tits. That’s all. Which I guess in this day and age isn’t a bad thing to be because so many skinny girls with bolt on tits are able to find customers for their services. Not to say this girl is a hooker, despite looking like one and having the name of one, and 2.2 million followers…but I will say that the girls of backpages needed to find somewhere to sell their vaginas in their DMs and obviously facebook/instagram was the place for that, and since FB/IG are too big to touch, or take down, they get all the pageviews and followers to the content of these girls selling themselves…and even if this one isn’t a sex worker, she likely only dates rich guys, someone has to pay for the POOL life, and really we’re all selling ourselves one way or another, but she should look into getting better fake tits….the fuckers she has are about as natural looking as having two jack-o-latterns she found on the street the day after halloween epoxied to herself….yes…mid rot pumpkin tits…

Sandra Brec Everything She Does Is Interesting
I don’t care and I know you don’t care about Sandra Brec as a personality, we don’t even care about her weird bird face….we’re here for the tits and the fact that she’s been working on her ass so that she can bee more than just tits..and soon enough she will be 30 and forgotten so make it all while you fucking can…

Sandrine Marlier is too much
Sandrine Marlier is too much…it’s nonstop attention seeking being some silly TYPE A personality who knows she is still hot for her age and who was always hot her entire existence…but it’s annoying.

Alena Blohm Works Her Breast In A Bra
This is where the money is at! Alena Blohm working her breast in lingerie. Take that Alena Blohm! Even though Alena Blohm’s dream is to be Alena Blohm, there is only one Alena Blohm! However, I do like that she is trying, so  I hope she never gives up!

Megan Williams’s Topless Handbra
Megan Williams is killing it these days on Instagram and making sure that no one takes her title “Queen of Instagram”. Anyway, I can’t write now because I am too busy watching her on repeat and you guys should too.

Babs de Jongh Is A Beautiful Doll
Babs de Jongh hit the nail on the head when she posted this picture on Instagram. She does look like beautiful children’s doll. Hollywood could make a new Marilyn Monroe flick and put her as her side kick. I would watch that!

Anna Maria Sobolewska Does It Good
The “Queen of Instagram” Anna Maria Sobolewska keeps providing us with the goods. It’s like every day she’s publishing posts on Instagram for me and me alone. Sure she may have millions of followers, but I’m the only follower that matters, so can you guys please leave us alone.

Candice Swanepoel In Swimwear is Awesome
Like every hot chick on Instagram, Candice Swanepoel also has a swimwear line. I laugh when I see these chicks making money doing this, but at least Candice is a supermodel and is somewhat a real influencer. Amway, she looks amazing.

Josephine Skriver Because She Is Hot
Now as an Instagram model Josephine Skriver keeps it interesting. I’m a fan. She knows how to titillate her audience just enough not to look sleazy! Instead she has her friend do the sleaze for her and bend over. Man, I wish it was her. Anyway, I want more of this in my feed.

Denisa Dvorakova’s Body Is Still Amazing
For a supermodel Denisa Dvorakova is just a body. However, I still think she is one of the hottest pieces in the industry. I mean, look at that her! That my friend is top notch. Enjoy.

Lada Kravchenko Is A Leggy Russian Model You Should Know
I’d never heard of Lada Kravchenko before stumbling across these pictures of her putting on a serious leg show in New York, but apparently she’s an up-and-coming Russian model. Which means I probably should’ve already known who she was, but I guess I was too busy looking at bikini pictures. And before you try that one yourself at your next meeting, that excuse only works for bloggers…

Jesus Christ! Fanny Fancois Is A Major Babe!
Not only is her face gorgeous, her breasts are amazing and her a$$ is f%cking incredible. Look at how she does those squats. I can’t ever imagine a fart making its way through there. It’s just too perfect. I’m sure if she does fart, the sound is of bells and the smell is of roses.

Romee Strijd Is The #1 Supermodel
If Elsa Hosk is the #1 supermodel, then Romee Strijd is first loser. And that is not a bad thing because in reality they are neck and neck in the hotness meter. However, Elsa just edges her ever so slightly. Anyway, being the second hottest model still makes Little Tuna come out and play. So she should be very proud.

Stella Maxwell Is Cute And Sexy
Stella Maxwell is one of the cuter Victoria’s Secret models. Sure she’s no Stella Maxwell, but she’s only 25 years old and Stella Maxwell is now 30, so her career is coming to an end. Unless VS decides to hire fat models, I can see Josephine being the top model in the near future.

Elena Santarelli’ Sweet Boobage
I didn’t watch the Youtube videos of models last night because I don’t have the patience to sit and watch them sit in a room and pat each other on the back for 3 hours. Also, modeling is one of the biggest scams ever. Anyone can do it, you just need choose your photographers properly, have persistence, and be a narcissists. Anyway, here is Elena Santarelli showing some nice boobage at one of the shoots. I dig.

Masha Novoselova Is Hot As F%ck
Masha Novoselova is hot. Her body is tight as f%ck, he face is gorgeous, and she knows how to dress to impress. She has the potential to be some rich athletes wife. Or maybe some nerdy tech billionaire. Either way, she got it going on.

Rachel Mortenson Is Beautiful
Rachel Mortenson is definitely a better Instagram model. She is a little too classy for my liking, but she is beautiful and I think with a little work on the sex appeal she can develop into a sex kitten. Let’s hope her career goes south so that she has no choice but to sleaze it up.

Meet Hottie Scarlett Leithold
One of the reasons I started this site in the first place was to be able to introduce the world to my new favorite hotties. The other? To try and convince those same hotties to date me… So far, I’m batting 0 for 3,000, but I figure there’s always a first time for everything. And here’s hoping that’s the case with Scarlett Leithold here. Supposedly the blonde hottie used to date Justin Bieber or something, but that just means she’s got terrible taste in men, so hey, maybe I’ve got a chance after all!

Lucia Kopacikova Is One Of The Best Models
I know there’s so many professional models  and wannabes out there these days that it’s hard to keep track of them all, but Lucia Kopacikova here is hands down one of the best at what she does. And what she does is take smoking hot pictures 24/7/365. Here’s a few of her latest greatest hits. Enjoy!

Danielle Knudson Will Blow Your Mind
I don’t know about you guys, but I’ve really been digging all the sexy bikini photoshoots we’ve been getting from Danielle Knudson lately, so I decided to do a little more research and see what else I could find out about the Canadian hottie — aka where I could find hot selfies of her on Instagram. But instead, I accidentally found out some bad news: turns out Danielle is dating Canadian tennis player Milos Raonic. I’m not sure what that dude has that I don’t, you know, besides millions of fans, endorsement deals, and the ability to exercise for more than 45 seconds without getting winded, but I’m hoping Danielle comes around eventually.

Martha Hunt Was Born To Wear A Bikini
I don’t know how many Instagram followers Martha Hunt has and I don’t really care because it doesn’t matter. There’s only one thing you need to know about Martha: that she was born to wear a bikini. And lingerie. And nothing at all. But for right now, we’ve got a new round of bikini pictures from the Victoria’s Secret hottie. So enjoy.

Rosie Huntington-Whiteley, The Babe Who Can Make The Mechanic Fall In Love
Rosie Hungtington-Whitely, is the crowd favorite. The hottest British Model besides Kate Moss, and the main model to decide to try acting, in efforts to prove that Megan Fox was replaceable, making her a good time…but not as good of a Time as she’e been for Jason Strathem or whatever his name, the bald action figure girls find hot, because he’s fit and rich and bald, and not bald like the loser with the belly playing videogames who works at the Movie Theatre at 40….

Wow! It’s impossible to say ‘no’ to Candice Swanepoel
I just love it when supernova of hotness, Candice Swanepoel, drops by, allowing me to fantasize about the outrageous wild night I have planned for the both of us. Seeing this lovely peach skimping around in Victoria’s Secret lingerie makes it impossible to think about anything else. She’s smoking hot!

The proud owner of one of the most awesome and perfect bodies in the history of womankind and one of the hottest supermodels ever, Candice is a lethal weapon that could destroy any relationship in an instant. We’re just men, and when sex appeal chases us down, we can’t run that fast. This drop dead gorgeous foxy lady will probably drop our jaws again.. and again!

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