Esquire Singapore Magazine - May 2024

In this issue

It's me, the dude who uploads to Magzter. I was kidnapped by this bodoh called the Questioner or something but I managed to free myself and the police was able to arrest him. It's cuh-razy.

I think I've a little PTSD from the ordeal. The company sent me to see this therapist but all the sessions were online and I'm starting to think that I'm talking to an AI instead of a real person. Like, it would start suggesting ways for me to deal with my trauma and then it segues into whether I know a password to some nuclear launch sequence or if I "know what is humanity's greatest weakness?"

Anyway, I've applied for a mental day off tomorrow. But first, Imma upload this May issue of Esquire Singapore. I've see a couple of pages of it and it looks like a crackling read. The theme of the issue is "The Feels Issue" and it's about health and wellness. Justin H. Lin is our cover star and he's a really nice fella. Expect lots of articles about wellness like our Esquire 10 that's chocked full of stress-reducing kittens! There's also a What I've Learnt section with Dr Deepak Chopra about what's his takeaway on life and what we know of it. Tying up the issue, there's a feature about a living funeral in Singapore; it's a sobering read.

Okay, that's it from me. Hopefully, I can get that much-needed closure or maybe I'll repress all this negative feelings until such time when I cannot tahan anymore. Enjoy the issue!