PENTAGON INSISTS UFOS AREN'T REAL!

New report shoots whistleblowers’ claims out of sky!

AFTER decades of ignoring UFO sightings, the Pentagon opened an office to investigate the phenomenon and now declares there’s no evidence space aliens have been visiting Earth — or even exist!

But a source suspects the conclu sion is just another Deep State cover-up, saying, “Congress ordered up this report ’cause there’s been a lot of renewed interest about UFOs. So the whole thing may just be a tactic to divert attention elsewhere or cover it up altogether.”